another day passed as i ate another pizza. the pizza had made me scared, so i got some shit and made the pizza less scary. dat pizza stood no change for mah force stuffs... and stuff. ANYWAYS so i got a book from the library and it said "CLAWCK" and i wus like "Wtf is this shit?" and then the lady came up to me and died then she said. "nonoonnoononon dooo noottt get tat booook!!!!! it spooky" i wus all like wtf and i got the book anywayzs so now i opened that boook and it looked spooky like she said. it haid stuff on it that also said CLAAAWWCCCKKCKCKCKCKKCK i found it spooky so i puked blood then turned into a girl. i continued to read and the boook read. "thou who reads becomes a female and dies." i shruged it off and continued to read. i turned back into a guy becus im awsome.SO i realized that the pizza that scared me came back to life as a pemon (pizzuh demon) and spooked me. it grabbed a knife and threatend 2 kill me i ate that pizza adn became ledwer of pizzaz adn it wus kool. i continued to read and i felt my gender cahange. i slowly saw wite cum and den mi tv tuurnd on and i saew dat ther wus a purson named X_X_LOL_X_X_123 with a gun shoting itz shit at me. i fond it verry od. i den died. adn now i am leeding the pizza empier.